December 2010
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Step right up! You look like you’ve been neglecting your personal hygiene!
– Patrick
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Stop eating people’s old french fries, pigeon, have some self respect!...
– Tracy Jordan via 30 Rock
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I made you a painting! It’s called one-armed mermaid that’s part...
– Frank, 30 Rock
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King of the Hill
Dale: I dont want an idiot raising my child.
John Redcorn: Yes. It is very difficult to watch an idiot raise your child.
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All the water in the ocean can never sink a ship, unless it gets inside....
– Anonymous
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You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to gulf coast.
– Texas Girls (California Girls)
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Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free. Much of the ocean is still...
– “Great Day” Andy Samberg
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Eff you, computer…Tumblr is the only site that works…
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love...
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I’m GREAT in bed. I can sleep for HOURS.
– http://www.interpals.net/Arsenal21
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I passed a bad car crash today, 10 minutes after it happened.
I was begging my mom to let us leave 10 minutes before we did. We could’ve been there.
I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt. If we were in the accident, I would’ve died.
I can’t help but wish we had left 10 minutes earlier…
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You can’t con us into eating your pizza!
– my brother Michael
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